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denzel-crocker

Age/Gender: 26, Male
Location: dimsdale
Job: teacher

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Mwhaahahaahahah

Posted by denzel-crocker Jun. 16, 2009 @ 4:26 AM EDT

Hahk, cough-cough-cough, errmmm, MWHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!

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The Better Bullshit

Posted by denzel-crocker Jun. 13, 2009 @ 6:14 AM EDT

At a certain point in your life you will have to choose how to put food on the plate.

Corporate Bullshit:

Ups:
- Steady Pay
- You get to look snappy wearing a tie and so on

Downs:
- Your time isn't your own
- You are under someone else's command
- The fucking art director will brutalize your hardwork
- You have to put up with other people's bullshit

Freelance Bullshit:

Ups:
- Your time is your own
- You choose your workplace
- Lock yourself up no one will know

Downs:
- Unstable income
- The client acts like a fucking art director
- You can watch your life waste away without anyone to remind you it's all wasting away

Indie Bullshit:

Ups:
- You have time, freedom and dignity

Downs:
- You have almost no money unless you are either born with a silver spoon or you make stuff that everyone likes

Insolent Bum Leech Motherfucker:

Ups:
- You can stay in your paren'ts house and eat everything you want

Downs:
- Maturity will catch up and guilt will devour you in your sleep.
- You'll probably die of diabetes

Your path is your own, which do you choose?

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Mr. Orange - - -

Posted by denzel-crocker Jun. 11, 2009 @ 9:11 AM EDT

- - - I love makin' love in the summer breeze

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In the brink of extinction....

Posted by denzel-crocker Jun. 6, 2009 @ 10:59 PM EDT

....someone will cum to save the human race.

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New Submission

Posted by denzel-crocker May. 17, 2009 @ 8:59 AM EDT

Spent the last month for this one. It doesn't include the backgrounds and final editing but i just wanted to share it to everyone. Here:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
495785

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New Flash

Posted by denzel-crocker Apr. 6, 2009 @ 10:51 PM EDT
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Been bored: made some Hentai

Posted by denzel-crocker Apr. 3, 2009 @ 7:34 PM EDT

This is to break the walls of perception. No. It's a little doll for your wanking pleasure. Play as pop-up it's tall. Enjoy.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
489838

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...

Posted by denzel-crocker Apr. 2, 2009 @ 8:29 AM EDT

<Yawwwn>

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Joy

Posted by denzel-crocker Mar. 10, 2009 @ 7:15 PM EDT

Long have i dreamed to code a one button 3 hit combo. Thanks to this guy i was lead to the well of knowledge created by this guy.

A friend once told me, "if you cant find it, you sure not have the right age to see it." I know now what it means.

I'm so glad.

Thank you Newgrounds right now my heart is full.

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Relax

Posted by denzel-crocker Mar. 5, 2009 @ 2:18 AM EST

Relax your mind, your heart, your bones and your hands. Invent something not too evil but evil nonetheless.

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